The Nut Crusher

Hi how’s it going? Hope that you’re doing well. I’m glad you’re here to read another entry.

I know that there are some guys that like to have their nuts crushed for sexual pleasure/gratification but I’m not one of those guys. I don’t know why it seems that female cats love to stomp on my nuts. It’s something Gator did and now it’s something Morea is doing. She’s a big girl probably easily 20 pounds as a guesstimate. Gator was around 15 pounds so a little lighter. Gator for some reason knew not to put all of her weight on her paws she was in my groin area. Morea doesn’t know that and she’s stomped on me a couple times. I know that she doesn’t know better. It’s just a risk that comes when you permit a cat to sit in your lap. They have to get comfy and I’m all for that, I really don’t want to go buy a cup but if this keeps up it’s something I will get just to avoid the pain. I’m not much of a fan of pain of any kind but it depends on the intensity and the last thing I am wanting is to damage the family jewels even though I have no plans to have offspring.  I don’t need a reason to go back to the ER or to my doctors office. 

Speaking of cats, Morea conned her way into the basement this morning. Man, she was quite impressed just like her brother was. They both want to come down here full time and hang with me. I get that but part of the drop ceiling is open I don’t want a cat in an open ceiling. Not to mention I can’t have them jumping on my desk or interrupting me when I try to work. We all need a sanctuary free from distractions and this is mine, at least for the time being. I struggle when I try to use my laptop from my room to get them to let me work or play.

Rudy loves to bother me all the time. He loves to get attention it matters not if you’re trying to eat, use the bathroom or just walking from room to room. He’s cute but he’s quite persistent to the point of irritation. I can see that being a problem for some people.

Last night I got a shower both cats wanted in the bathroom but I didn’t permit that and close the door. They both waited eagerly outside and were so happy to see me when I finally opened the door. It takes me back to the days of Gator & her family doing the same thing. Although in her latter years Gator would sometimes cry when I was in the shower, not sure if she wanted me to hurry up or if she was just lonely. I’d let her come into the bathroom in the summer just so she would know where I was.

I can’t help but think that both Morea and Rudy are wondering when the hammer is going to drop and I am going to give them the boot. I’ve seen them at their best and their worst. I kind of get why the last guy probably just gave up on them and didn’t want to take them with him. They are both kind of a handful but they feed off of each other and I see how they can be a little dependent on each other. They both have much more energy than I do and I am jealous of that. The lady at the shelter finally cashed the check, it cleared late yesterday. I need to follow up about their microchips but otherwise were good. I think this weekend it will be cat food shopping time. They really like the wet food. I have a new water fountain in mind but not sure when I will get that for them. The present one leaks at times. I always though poor Gator was knocking it around, which to be fair she did. I’ve got it on a pee pad and I sadly see water leaking. I don’t want to continue to go through that because it’s just wasting water especially when I pay for bottled water for them.

Were blending pretty well they have managed to get me to laugh and to yell. The other day Rudy decided to jump up on the counter top and that was an instant get down, he knew he messed up and was quick to return to the ground. They both like the oven and dishwasher. I think if I would let them, they would jump in both of those. They have yet to be in the laundry room because there are mouse traps out and it’s really a huge mess that I don’t want to have to try to chase them out of. Sort of like my old partners room and office, they want in both of those rooms really bad.

We have some kind of stupid smell I the air. I noticed that when I warm the house up it comes out but if I let the house cool down a couple degrees the odor fades. It’s not pleasant to smell but it’s not nearly as bad as what I had over the summer. It’s kind of like that odor but without the ammonia. Part of me is wondering if it’s the new cat’s litter. The odor was just noticeable last night. My nose isn’t terribly happy about it and my allergies have kicked in. I am wondering if that’s part of the reason why I got ill out of the blue. Part of me thinks the house is trying to kill me but I could be wrong. I would still like to move just to have a fresh start but honestly getting two new cats really doesn’t move that up on my priority list.

My sugar is dropping for some reason so I am going to grab a bite to eat and then see what still needs attention at work. I’ve had no issues with getting rest, despite the fact that both cats join me in bed. They are gone by morning but I think they are guarding me as if someone is going to harm me during the night. Never hurts to have extra protection.

Work has been pretty busy and I leave quite tired at night. I had some canned chili last night. It was a new brand and didn’t taste nearly as good as the label looked. I love me some Wendy’s chili it’s the best in my book. Shame they don’t put that in a can. The weather has turned extra cold but there isn’t much snow left here. There are other areas that still have plenty. Were in line for more next week but it doesn’t sound right now like it is going to amount to much with either means they are right or we are really going to get dumped on. Not sure which. My goal is to work from home next week because I am on-call. Not exactly looking forward to another week trapped here but it’s honestly better when I am on-call just because the strangest things seem to happen when I am on. It’s like there is a full moon or something. I seem to attract the crazy for some reason.

Need to work on getting the damn trash out today as well. That won’t be fun but first it’s time for some sweets to take care of my sugar dropping. Talk with you all again soon. Stay safe!