Let’s get physical

Went to the Dr. turns out they just wanted me to come in for a physical.  The blood work was perfectly fine.  I got my refills.

Wow this was the physical that I dreaded.  I thought we were talking a simple office visit.  They said physical when I checked in and I knew what was coming.

Yup, the old finger.  Jesus she shoved that thing in like she was stuffing a turkey.  I’ve had dildos larger than her finger and no problems at all.  It has been a couple hours and it still feels like her hand is in my ass.  It really hurt.  She used lube but that didn’t seem to matter.  I sure hope this feeling goes away soon, it’s not fun.

Then there was the cough test.  She squeezed my nuts like she was trying to crack them.  That hurt too but not nearly as bad as my ass does now.

So all in all I’m going to live.  Everything appears to be working well.  I’ve got to do some stool cards and they will look for blood.  Outside of that I am okay.  My blood pressure was high.  I wonder what it was after the finger test?  I’ve got to keep an eye on that here at home.

I had her look at my feet while I was there.  What I have takes a while to heal.  If it doesn’t clear up in a month or so then I should go see an orthopedist.  I’d just as soon see a podiatrist.  But whatever, I hope there will not be a need for either of them.  I just want my good old feet back soon. 

Crazy day at work.  I asked a female co-worker to lunch tomorrow.  I have been dying to get away from the office and she is sweet enough that I think lunch will be enjoyable.  We spent over an hour a couple weeks ago chatting in the office.  So I can only imagine what lunch will be like.  Still as a backup plan, I will be bringing my lunch.  Life happens and plans change so I don’t want to be left stranded with no food.  Boy scouts motto – always be prepared. 

Last night I went to order my medicine from Canada.  It’s called Entex PSE but in Canada it’s called Entex LA.  They used to sell it by prescription in the USA but it’s since been discontinued.  Turns out the place I used to purchase it from is no longer selling it because it’s now considered a controlled substance.  It’s Pseudoephedrine and Guiafensin, both of which can be purchased over the counter in the US or Canada.  It’s just mixed together in one tablet.  I don’t get it.  So I found another place that sells it and ordered from them.  I got an alert today that my card was charged, so apparently it’s on it’s way.  Here is hoping it makes it through customs.  You’d think I was ordering a shipment of Cocaine! :)

So as my luck would have it, Lawn Boy showed up today.  It is still a scorcher outside and I am sure he was all hot and sweaty, probably had his shirt off.  However, I didn’t get any photos because I was at work.  My partner told me about it when he came to pick me up.  I wished he would have snapped photos but he doesn’t get what I see in the guy and I guess he was too afraid that he would get caught.  Don’t use a flash and there is no way for him to know, unless he happens to be looking right at you.  DOH!  Aw, well I will get my photo another day.

So it’s early enough that I am going to spend some quality time with the kids.  Make sure things get ready for tomorrow and ice down the old foot.  Should be a nice evening or so I hope.  I am in front of a computer all day, funny how I come home and get right back in front of another one.  Plus it doesn’t help to have the electronic leash (blackberry) on my hip.  There is no escaping technology for me. 

Be well and I will talk with you peeps later!